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Posted by Witchfinder General at 19 January 2011

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I keep a spreadsheet of my music collection and out of interest just checked the number of CDs I have which I bought in 2010.

Turns out it’s 150, which seems pretty high at an average of 1 about every 2.3 days, during a time I was trying to actually downsize my collection!

To be honest I am well behind on a big stack of stuff to listen to properly so I guess I’m not surprised that I’ve managed to procure a lot.

I get a lot of stuff very cheap one way or another, usually via overseas mailorder (NZ dollar has been strong for a while particularly against GDP & EUR and is pretty good against USD as well), second hand CDs, and purchases funded by trade-ins and/or Real Groovy club bonuses (accelerated by ‘points for trades’ credits which gets store credit to spend plus accelerates toward the next bonus credit).

In 2010 I made a concerted effort to offload stuff in my collection mainly to make shelf room, and as a side effect ended up buying more than I would have thought (aforementioned Real Groovy trade-in credits) mostly of cheaper stuff that I figured ‘what the heck I’ll give that a go’.  And recovered a small amount of money by bundling some mostly crud CDs together and hocking them off on Trademe.  I’d rather get them to somebody else to listen to them and maybe give them a good home, rather than chuck ‘em out, even though the $5 or so profit (on a lot of 4 CDs on average) I make is hardly worth the effort.

Going back in time shows I got 152 CDs in 2009, 147 in 2008, and a mighty 242 in 2007 after only 120 in 2006.

Those numbers don’t count those that I’ve traded in, sold, given away, or simply chucked out between then and now.  But in reality that will only be about 5% [edit - actually probably only about half of that] of the totals on average.

No particular point to this posting.  Just took me by surprise that I’d picked up 150 discs in 2010 when I thought I hadn’t necessarily got a lot of stuff.

Posted by tekhammer at 11 January 2011

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Something I’m noticing among the newer -core bands these days is the inability for them to come up with good band names. They’re not the only ones, but they seem to be the ones who are the most guilty of this abuse.

Names like Venom, Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, Overkill, and Motörhead are all perfectly respectable names. They roll off the (often drunken) tongue easily. But some names are just terrible. The common theme these days tends to be an entire (or incomplete) sentence. Often incoherently ridiculous. Seriously. Fucking ridiculous.

Here are some examples that are in no particular order (other than that which I typed them in):

Bring Me the Horizon

What are you going to do with it once you get it? But regardless, boy do I have a deal for you. If you buy now, I’ll throw in this beautiful plot of land on the moon with a grrrreat view.

Between the Buried and Me

Soil? That’s what’s between buried people and non-buried people. Well, also worms, coffins, maggots, grass, some flowers, oh and that fucking dog shit. Goddamn it, somebody clean this mess up.

Iwrestledabearonce

Is that your claim to fame? You wrestled a bear? Wonderful. What does that have to do with your music? And who is the “I” referred to? The band has 5 members.

Dillinger Escape Plan

Bit late for that, shitforbrains. He died in 1934.

We Are Defiance

Ooo. Tough guys. Simply “Defiance” would have made a better name, but making it the whole sentence just makes them sound like petulant six-year-olds.

Killwhitneydead

So Whitney Houston makes bad music.. so what? That’s no reason to kill her. That’s just rude.

As I Lay Dying

Please, hurry the fuck up about it, would you?

Arsonists Get All the Girls

Really? Because they’re hot? Haha, geddit? Nah. Who gives a flying fuck about arsonists and their dating habits.

The Devil Wears Prada

So given that they’re a Christian band, is saying that the devil wears a particular brand of clothing libel? Or are they just saying that people shouldn’t wear fancy clothes?

Bullet For My Valentine

Please, give her the gun too. Then look at them run away.

See You Next Tuesday

OK cool. So after that’s done, what then? Do they only play gigs on Tuesdays? Or is that the only day they have free for a social life?

Shot Down Sun

What does this even mean?

You Me At Six

Fuck that. I got shit to do.

This Runs Through

What does? Where does it run? Through what? What? Please complete your sentences. You can’t leave me hanging with an unknown “this.”

Starring Janet Leigh

What? The people who came up with this band name were clearly stoned out of their fucking minds and watching some 1950′s MGM movie. And when those words came on the screen, maybe they paused it so one of their number could take a piss. When he returned, they were all like “doooood. thatdbeafuckinawesomename. passthebong.”

Posted by tekhammer at 29 December 2010

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Apparently bands like ZZ Top have announced that they will be dropping down ticket prices to their gigs in 2011. It seems that the high prices are keeping people at home. The quote says that ZZ Top will be dropping prices and making them under the US$55 average, with some as low as US$10. (Fair warning: I didn’t read the whole thing because it’s Fox “News” and most of it’s about shitty pop bands).

While I don’t imagine this will happen across the board, it’ll probably happen first for those bands who can’t pack venues out. After a couple of years, punters will start to notice and start wondering why the big name bands are so much more expensive.

But I have to wonder… big name metal acts like Metallica charged NZ$170 last time they were here and sold out so fast that the band had to add dates to the tour. All four (?) shows sold out in minutes. Literally. AC/DC played here recently and sold out one concert with ticket prices of NZ$160, or came so close to selling out that they announced a second date. Then had trouble filling both gigs, so started giving tickets away with cornflakes. But if they had kept the one date, it would have been a stupidly-high priced sell-out.

No, there was no way I was fucking paying that, even as a die hard AC/DC fan. That’s just stupid money. I got my tickets free. Had the tickets been $100 I probably would have gone to both gigs, but at $160, I decided on a big fat “fuck you” to AC/DC and their promotors.

Iron Maiden came here a year or two ago and they were only $120, which considering how long it’s been since they were last here, that was fairly reasonable. Of course, the price of the concert was several hundred dollars more than that because we all had to pay for petrol to travel across the country, book rooms to stay in, and buy lots of extra food and beer.

Same for Exodus. Concert tickets Nz$80 (the perfect price in my mind, even though they were playing in a bar), $350 on petrol, $130 for accommodation each night (stayed an extra night because Airbourne played the night before), beer and Drambuie money, exorbitant food prices at eating establishments, and all up I must have paid close to $1000 for two concerts.

That’s a planned holiday I had to explicitly save for. It’d be fucking awesome if the ticket prices would come down so we can go to more gigs. And it’d also be nice if the bands played here in Wellington a bit more frequently. Having to travel 800km to Auckland won’t happen too often. And Christchurch I don’t tend to go to at all because it’s expensive to get my car across the Cook Strait. Maybe I should consider flying more often because flights are quite cheap these days, but I really feel freer with my car.

But yeah, lower ticket prices would be an excellent start.

Posted by tekhammer at 4 October 2010

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This past Thursday I travelled up north to Auckland to go see a couple of concerts. The first on the agenda was Exodus, but since that was announced, Airbourne announced a NZ tour and they were playing in Wellington on the night that Exodus played in Auckland. So I extended my stay an extra night to catch Airbourne in Auckland the night before.

Airbourne

So Thursday night was Airbourne at the Powerstation. It’s a fair sized venue for a “bar.” It’s a dedicated venue for music gigs and it’s much bigger than anything of the like in Wellington. There’s a moshpit front and center, with an area around the walls which have couches, and there’s a mezzanine floor which looks down on the stage and moshpit.

The audience seemed to be split evenly between males and females, and at first I thought this might just have been because of the “safe” nature of Airbourne as a metal band. They’re fairly middle-of-the-road hard rock. If you’ve just beamed down to Earth and aren’t aware, Airbourne are for all intents and purposes a clone of AC/DC. They’re from the same place, they’re a bunch of young yobbos just like AC/DC were when they started, and they play good rock music with good catchy beats.

However, once the music started playing, I started to form another hypothesis. You see, being inside the Powerstation is like being inside the planet’s largest sub-woofer. Literally being inside it. There was so much bass, the ground under me was shaking, and I could feed the pressure from the bass speakers shaking the very core of the hair follicles on my head. I’m pretty sure that this is what it would feel like to have a brain aneurysm. But the girls would like it for a different reason in a very different place.

I made the comparison before to AC/DC, and this very much holds true for their live act, not just their musical style. Not to say it’s bad, but it is unoriginal. Of course, for the young’uns today it’ll all be new innovative stuff. Joel O’Keefe is practically a mirror image of Angus Young when he’s playing the guitar. Joel is the lead singer as well, but as a guitarist, he imitates Angus in almost every way. It’s like he’s spent his entire lifetime watching Young and has intentionally or unintentionally picked up the same body language and moves. Even the way he points his finger at the crowd. Part way through, he climbed up the speakers on the right side of the stage, ran around the mezzanine floor among the crowd, then climbed back down the left side after pausing on each stack to show off his fingers dancing on the fretboard. I can’t deny he’s a shittingly good guitarist, but he just doesn’t seem to have any of his own moves. Or if he does, they were lost among his mimicking of his idol.

They are a good live act and certainly didn’t disappoint, but I just wish that the Powerstation would turn down the bass a bit so that the music was clearer. All in all though, a great band with some great songs, and well worth seeing live.

It wasn’t until the next gig that I appreciated the difference in sound. After seeing Airbourne my ears were ringing into Saturday. And it was very bad immediately after the gig. Walking across Auckland, I could hardly hear the traffic. (more…)

Posted by Witchfinder General at 4 October 2010

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It was only earlier today but I already forget how and why I stumbled across this…

A guy recounting various NZ music scene stuff from 60s and 70s just happens to drop in a nugget of information that Bogdan Kominowski (aka Mr Lee Grant), a Polish immigrant to New Zealand at the age of 4, was asked to sing in Black Sabbath after the Ozzy era (not clear exactly when). What’s more there are/were tapes.

It’s only one sentence, search for the word Sabbath on:

http://www.ashack.co.nz/nzmusic/musicians/peter_grattan.htm

A bio for the singer in question, without any mention of Sabbath:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Lee_Grant

Posted by tekhammer at 25 September 2010

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Today is a sad day. Another giant has fallen. Blackie Lawless has announced that he has been “born again” as a Christian, which I think means he’s now one of those fundamentalist Evangelical psychos like the ones who host Jesus Camp. He refers to Alice Cooper having being born again earlier this year, so sounds like the same goes for him.

In 2002, Dave Mustaine found God, but I’m not sure which of the almost infinite sub-Christian denominations he is, but soon following him Dave Ellefson found God too. So now they’re best buddies, and I’m hoping this doesn’t turn Megadeth into a Christian band.

But maybe they can step aside like Tom Araya and Dave Lombardo of Slayer do. They are both hardened Catholics, Araya being the most vocal about it as far as I know. Apparently, the subject matter of their songs doesn’t affect Tom when he said “I have a really strong belief system and these are just words and they’ll never interfere with what I believe and how I feel.” So this shows me that Slayer is nothing more than a show-band. That they don’t believe anything they’re singing, and they’re just doing it to cash in. Certainly I can’t imagine Araya and Lombardo hanging out with Kerry King or Jeff Hanneman if their belief systems were too different. It’s my understanding that King is an atheist, but not sure about Hanneman.

Either way, Slayer just come across as a band who are writing material simply to fill a demographic.

Dee Snider has always said he had Christian beliefs, but didn’t let that sour his music, as did greats like Dio, and Ozzy Osbourne. It used to be common to see people like Dio and Tommy Iommi wearing big fuck-off crosses around their necks. But they never really talked about religion, so I see them as believers, but not fundamentalists. The fact that modern artists are making so much noise about it tells me that they are fundamentalists. Especially Dave Mustaine, who already has such low self-esteem and Metallica penis envy that he has really fallen for the whole God thing head-over-heels. This year, in almost every interview, Mustaine has talked about God. It’s sad and pathetic.

It’s my belief that those who find God have either been brainwashed as children — sorry, indoctrinated — or their life is so shit that they have to turn to an invisible friend for support. Nobody who has a happy fulfilled life “finds” God.

Posted by tekhammer at 12 September 2010

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Here are a bunch of covers of Steppenwolf‘s ultra-classic Born To Be Wild. These are a lot more metal.

Here’s Twisted Sister doing it live in Wacken. As a huge Twisted Sister fan I’m saddened that this isn’t my favourite version. But I’m also sad that this didn’t appear as a studio recording anywhere.

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This might annoy some people, but I feel I have to add it for completeness. Ozzy Osbourne doing it on The Muppets. The orgasmic commentary from Miss Piggy is almost too much for me to handle. Even as funny as her comment of “the frog can wait” is… well, it kind of ruins it, but there is a great rendition of Born To Be Wild under there. (more…)

Posted by Witchfinder General at 16 August 2010

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OK so I’ve heard of them since whenever, but as time has gone on any curiosity I had for checking them out was offset by me thinking Zakk Wylde was too much of a munter, growing the big beard and drinking lots of piss (not to mention an album titled like Alcohol Fueled Brewtality), not to mention that awful excuse for a guitar solo at Rock2Wgtn which was as bad as Ozzy himself who was out of time and out of tune.

But recently I scored an mp3 copy of Skullage, and it’s pretty damn good. Didn’t know what was going on with the mellow opening tracks, but found out later it’s a compilation and the two opening tracks were from his pre-Black Label Society works.

Then on the weekend I found it for $15 at JB Hi Fi Wellington, sweet!

I see there is also a compilation Kings Of Damnation 98-04 which I must track down too, the tracklists of that one and Skullage only overlap by a couple of tracks, so I reckon I’ve got things covered once I’ve got that disc as well.

Anyone got any thoughts on which is the best of the studio albums just in case I run across it cheap?

Posted by Witchfinder General at 7 July 2010

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In response to “If your house was burning, what 10 CDs would you save”

This is, of course, impossible.  Therefore after I’ve done this and 5 other impossible things, I’ll be off for breakfast at Milliways.

So, I’m going to cheat a bit.  I can elect a double CD, or Best Of, or This Album OR That Album (of the same artist).  About the only rule I’ll give myself is one selection by any given band – one needs to maintain a bit of variety.  This list will reveal my love of melodic and/or doomy metal.

In no particular order for the first nine selections… The tenth is trickier…

Black Sabbath – Paranoid

An obvious choice but it does have the highest concentration of classic tracks on one Sabbath album.

Katatonia - Viva Emptiness

Their best album by a (great cold) distance in my estimation, not that I don’t like most of the rest of their stuff.

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Posted by tekhammer at 5 July 2010

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Some people like to think of a desert island top 10, which is the 10 albums you’d be stuck with for life if you were on a deserted island. In the same vein, if my house was burning, these are the 10 albums I would save. The difference is that I’m restricting myself to albums I actually own. Naturally, that list is very similar to the albums I think are the best on the planet, but not quite, as you’ll see later.

1. Suicidal TendenciesSuicidal For Life

This is just hands down, the heaviest album ST have ever produced. Not as fast as their earlier punk-influenced work, but still with a lot of fast, heavy riffing. If I had to choose one album to listen to forever, this would be it.

Their first album, the self-titled Suicidal Tendencies, is also a fantastic CD. Fast, thrashy as hell, and has some great tracks like I Saw Your Mommy, but I think that over the years, I’ve listened to Suicidal For Life more.

2. ManowarLouder Than Hell

Like Suicidal Tendencies, picking one Manowar album is tough for me to do, but ultimately Louder Than Hell would have to be it. Honourable mention would have to go to Fighting The World; however, my favourite Manowar song is still Kingdom Come, which is on the Kings of Metal CD. But overall, Louder Than Hell delivers a more consistent experience and keeps my head banging for longer. (more…)